Entire country agrees to just blame it on ‘The System’ again

‘The System’ Now Has Own NIC, Property in DHA, and Reserved Seat in Senate

Finance Minister optimistic that citizens might now be able to afford two samosas instead of one due to the inflation drop

Analysts confirm: ‘We’re not broke, just temporarily cash-challenged forever.’

Local woman rates Eid ‘Underwhelming’ after 10-hour Instagram scroll; complains ‘Mere bachpan me Eid different hoti thi’

She’s promised that in 2026 she’ll at least haul herself up to dress up, and maybe even slap on mehndi.

Lahori Man Somehow Lost in His Own House Again; Passersby Helpfully Suggest 'Bas Nehr-O-Nehr Chalay Jaao'

Witnesses say he emerged from a side gate, looked around, and whispered, “Yeh konsi gali hai?”

Time Traveller From 2041 Returns to Assure Pakistan: “Babar Azam will Win Next Time”

He had access to every timeline. He chose the one where Babar bats at 3

Government Warns of Nationwide Internet Slowdown after Hania Amir Posted a Selfie

Pakistan hasn’t seen a digital collapse this severe since the ‘Mehwish can cook’ debate