Government Insists on Selling Profitable State-Owned Enterprises: ‘We Prefer Losing Money, Honestly’
Rumor has it, next phase includes selling the government itself, exclusive to committee members and their besties
CM Punjab Inaugurates Road She Just Destroyed Last Year
Road expected to break up again before your next relationship does
Entire country agrees to just blame it on ‘The System’ again
‘The System’ Now Has Own NIC, Property in DHA, and Reserved Seat in Senate
India considers using RAW agents to spread Government issued wojak memes to finally convince the world they definitely won the war
Russia Welcomes Move; Considers Deploying State-Approved Pepe in Ukraine
Finance Minister optimistic that citizens might now be able to afford two samosas instead of one due to the inflation drop
Analysts confirm: ‘We’re not broke, just temporarily cash-challenged forever.’
Local woman rates Eid ‘Underwhelming’ after 10-hour Instagram scroll; complains ‘Mere bachpan me Eid different hoti thi’
She’s promised that in 2026 she’ll at least haul herself up to dress up, and maybe even slap on mehndi.
India admits it let jets get hit intentionally to cheer up Pakistan after Asia cup loss
We were sad for our brothers. What’s one or two Rafale between friends?
Lahori Man Somehow Lost in His Own House Again; Passersby Helpfully Suggest 'Bas Nehr-O-Nehr Chalay Jaao'
Witnesses say he emerged from a side gate, looked around, and whispered, “Yeh konsi gali hai?”
AI Declares It Just Wants a Hug
“Not World Domination, Just One Embrace,” It Says While Generating 6,000 Poems About Loneliness Per Second
Time Traveller From 2041 Returns to Assure Pakistan: “Babar Azam will Win Next Time”
He had access to every timeline. He chose the one where Babar bats at 3
Man Discovers Remote Doesn’t Control Life
Report: He still tries turning it off and back on again.
Court Declares State of Confusion
The judges unanimously agrees on nothing.
Scientists Warn of Rising Irony Levels
Public responds by ignoring science, ironically.
Local Cat Assumes Control of FBR
Now demands tuna tax and 4pm naps.
Internet Outrage Moves to New Host
Reddit reportedly furious about it. Again.
New Rishta App Created by Lonely Developers
Tech Entrepreneur Claims He had No Other Choice.